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Getting an early start.

If any of you fellows reading this are like me you probably have a picture of your palm in your wallet. (Hey, practice makes perfect, right fellows?)

Anyway, thanks to republican Congressman, Michael Burgess, of Texas, we are starting to learn where this love of......self comes from.

"The House's proposed ban on late-term abortions is justified because fetuses masturbate as early as 15 weeks, proving they experience physical feeling, according to a member of the GOP Doctors Caucus.

Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas), a former OB/GYN, suggested Monday that he has witnessed "movements that are purposeful" in fetuses entering the second trimester.

'Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby," Burgess said. "They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?'” [Source]

This explains a lot. So it seems that we have been at this masturbating thing for a very long time.

Thank you Mr. Burgess for that brilliant insightful revelation. I guess you politicians are good for something after all.

I don't know how this war on the female body started again, but at least this time around we are learning something.

Finally, I would like to thank Elijah Cummings for doing what he threatened to do and release the full transcript of the interview with a key IRS employee.

As we expected all along, there was no smoking gun. I suspect that this is why Mr. Issa did not want this transcript released: He wanted to keep the illusion of an IRS scandal going.   

*Pic from Alexparkinson34














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