This list is not necessarily in an order of importance, and it reflects the top ten house Negroes in America at this particular point in time.
1. Jason Riley-This Negro is dangerous because a major newspaper gives him a platform to spew his nonsense.
2. Don Lemon-This was a close one, because this Negro actually makes some good points at times. But his body of tomming work is too large to ignore.
3. Sheryl Underwood-“Why would you save Afro hair?” She went on to imply that no one wants to save black people’s hair, adding that you never hear of a woman in a beauty shop asking for that “curly, nappy, beady” hair.
In contrast, Underwood praised her white co-host for saving her child’s hair because it was probably “some beautiful, long silky stuff.” I am sure there is lots of perm in the house.
4. Stacey Dash- Nothing wrong with supporting Mitt Romney if you really think he would make a better president. But supporting him because you think that the white man's milk is cleaner is house Negro behavior.
5. Allen West- This Negro almost didn't make the list because he is a borderline cartoon character and this list is for real people.
6. 50 Cent (AKA Curtis Jackson)- If you have $750,000 to throw around while you make fun of another man's reading skills, why don't you just give that money to a worthy cause?
7. Rev.Jesse Jackson- To the house,Rev. Jackson. Calling for donations in Ferguson and appearing on FOX made me send you there.
8. Robin Clearmountain- You have probably never heard of this lady, but she has a special place in the house.
9. All the Negroes who participate in those lame cooning reality shows. (I see you Tamar.)
10. Clarence Thomas-The house was custom built for this Negro. He will make every house Negro list from here until the end of time.
(Honorable mention goes to Tavis Smiley, Stephen A Smith, Herman Cain, and Ray Nagin.)
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