"If you feel like leaving you know you can go But why don't you stay until tomorrow?If you want to be free, you know, all you got to do is say so And when you feel cold, I'll warm you And when you feel you can't go on, I'll come and hold you It's you... And me forever Sara Smile Won't you smile a while for me" Oh if my homeboys Hall Oates only knew when they wrote those lyrics. But please Sara[h], please don't "stay until tomorrow"; you have already stayed long enough. I swear that if it's going to be you"and me forever" I need to find MJ's doctor (the one or ones with the suped up sleeping pills) quick. Sarah, I can't stand to listen to your ass for 15 minutes of a press conference, so forever would be.....god I can't even think about it.
It's no secret that politicians are supposed to have huge egos, but this is ridiculous. This woman just will not get off the stage. I know that being the governor of Alaska is like being the long snapper on a football team. (Field, what the hell does a long snapper do? Exactly!) But the poor people of Alaska elected you, Sarah, the least you could do is finish out your term and show them that you can be an executive for four years. What's so pressing that you have to leave now? The rednecks, and Christian conservatives (Isn't that an oxymoron?) who were all over you like a teenager on You Porn aren't going anywhere. You are still it in their world, Sarah, so why quit?
Oh field, you are such a hypocrite, what about a certain senator from Illinois with a funny name? Didn't he quit to run for president? You didn't seem to be so concerned about the people who elected him then now did you? That's a fair point, but a senator ain't like being a governor. A governor really does do bread and butter things in a state. And while it might be the senator's job to insure that the state gets some pork, it's the governor's job to make sure that the pork gets put on the table if you get my drift. Besides, if Sarah had come right out and said that she was quitting to run for president maybe I would cut her a little slack. But all this secrecy around her future, coupled with that mess of a press conference to formally resign, was totally whack. But then again, it was totally Sarah.
Besides, Sarah just loves the spotlight. She got a taste of it when she ran on team Titanic and she just won't let it go. Dave apologizing to her one last time was the worst thing that could have happened for her, because it killed that news cycle and kicked her off the front pages down here in the lower forty eights.
So let the speculating begin. And believe me it has, already. Everybody is talking about Sarah: What is she going to do? Why did she quit now? Is this good or bad for her political future? Was the money she is going to get as a FOX News host just too much to turn down...... and on and on it goes. I thought I was done with this woman after his O ness was sworn in, but obviously she is not done with me.
"Its you... and me forever Sara smile Wont you smile a while for me... "
It's Ok Sarah, you can hold the smile. I am sure we will be seeing plenty of you and those pearly whites in the days to come.
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